Yo... I'm about to go into a SERIOUS rant so be ready... 

Why is it that most chicks think that a couple of semi-professional pictures makes them a model??!

Do you know how many times a day I hear... "Yeah I'm a model too" or "my girl is a model" and then I check them out and they got some bullshit ass half edited, badly lite wanna be model pictures... I'm sooooo done with that bullshit! 

Yoooooo... I'm here to tell you otherwise... Just because you know a guy with a good camera, that does NOT make your ass a model! So stop it, some of ya'll make real modeling look bad. 

This shit is not easy, I just don't show up take some shots and go home! 

This part of the game requires planning, locations, lights, make-up artist, wardrobe, layouts etc. 

Just to help a little... Here is the definite of the word model 

One that serves as the subject for an artist, especially a person employed to pose for a painter, sculptor, or photographer. 

A person employed to display merchandise, such as clothing or cosmetics. 

And just to help a little more, let me give you some hints to tell your ass ain't a model: 

1. You don't know what a model release is! 

2. You paid some guy claiming to be a photographer to take pictures of you and he just gave them to you on a disc (yo... thats my favorite one lol) 

3. You have never been paid for a REAL modeling job (this does not include having some guy take pictures of you in a thong bent over the grill of a SUV or some random chair in the middle of some empty room with a sheet as the back drop) 

4. You have never been on a REAL runway (this does not count some hotel someone used for a fashion show or the local club) 

5. You have never had a make-up artist or a stylist and you don't know how to even book one! 

For real... not to be cocky or a real jerk but COME ON, I know I'm not the only one that is tried of these bitchez and their Wannabe Model syndrome!! 

Ewww... yo... I'm done...